Imagine how difficult it would be if you had two colleagues, one called Ian and one called Iain, but Iain only had one eye.
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) March 23, 2024
My husband just suggested that we actually send out three lions as our football team. He suggests our opponents would not be expecting that.
— Jess Phillips MP (@jessphillips) March 24, 2024
Worst Summer Ever vs New York: Ruined pic.twitter.com/yqpP8chmOc
— • Sloth • 🏳️🌈 (@horneislife) March 24, 2024
I see what you did there 😂 pic.twitter.com/8wWXIWsiOd
— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) March 24, 2024
This is Twitter at its best… https://t.co/1hv8EMV9sL
— Martin Lewis (@MartinSLewis) March 25, 2024
The Northernmost part of Brazil is closer to Canada than it is to the Southernmost part of Brazil pic.twitter.com/AXjApiCkht
— Amazing Maps (@amazingmap) March 25, 2024
Seeing a lot of people questioning how a bridge that big can collapse that quickly, so as someone with an engineering degree, I’ll try to break it down from a technical perspective:
— Aaron Hoyland (@aaronhoyland) March 26, 2024
Bridges aren’t designed to withstand a giant ship crashing into them. Hope that helps!
I just had to recycle a big cardboard box because “we don’t need a big cardboard box”. It was a really good box as well. A fine example of a box. What a shame.
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) March 26, 2024
Looks like Rishi Sunak and his government have finally succeeded in stopping some boats. pic.twitter.com/z9bWBIdTr2
— Nicholas Pegg (@NicholasPegg) March 27, 2024
The true size of countries pic.twitter.com/2WhTjPqnVI
— Amazing Maps (@amazingmap) March 26, 2024
— The Best (@ThebestFigen) March 26, 2024
britain can’t operate a functioning train from london to near london, get real https://t.co/d67S7TqVNL
— A (@lxthrdg) March 26, 2024
Steve was in attendance at the Hillingdon Council planning meeting in which they heard an application for a fish and chip shop in Uxbridge town centre.
— kerri (@_kerriprince) March 27, 2024
He voted against it. https://t.co/Ll6lylnXYn
🚨 NEW: Laurence Fox will not be a candidate for the London mayoral election after after filling in the form wrong
— Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) March 28, 2024
The words say ‘Happy Easter’ but the eyes say ‘This is going in a casserole.’ https://t.co/oC7c7Okxwa
— Armando Iannucci (@Aiannucci) March 31, 2024
Happy Easter! ✝️ pic.twitter.com/iSgfSE6vCn
— Lisa (@Laffing_girl) March 31, 2024
Gravity in the solar system
— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) April 1, 2024
pic.twitter.com/yrEzytrqlH
Bank holiday weekends just make you realise how inadequate actual weekends are
— Billy (@_billyreid) March 31, 2024
Beautiful alternative to the periodic table created in 1975 by James Franklin Hyde. pic.twitter.com/Fo90khc2hC
— Information is Beautiful (@infobeautiful) April 1, 2024
Venezuela is closer to the US than to Mexico pic.twitter.com/9gybgEvqj4
— Amazing Maps (@amazingmap) April 1, 2024
Or, to save you a click, a bank holiday meant that the usual presenters had a day off. pic.twitter.com/KoNfYiG09W
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) April 2, 2024
This is the best April Fools I made that I also stole from somewhere.
— Sos 🔜 GDC (@Sosowski) April 1, 2024
Put a this in the office bathroom. There was ketchup inside. Curiosity got everyone. They could only blame themselves. pic.twitter.com/Hd0A1k8yiX
Fellow passenger's phone goes off and the ringtone is Auld Lang Syne. Nobody was expecting that. Has he not had a call since December 31 or does he just love the tune and refuse to back down?
— Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) April 2, 2024
booking flights on a phone is crazy. that is a laptop activity
— x (@soulohlove) April 1, 2024
Sorry, but how is Huw Edwards receiving sick pay a news story?
— Adam James (@Alreytchuck) April 2, 2024
Now THIS is a scoop https://t.co/7NjRSGB2CU
— Lydia (@LydiaMizon) April 2, 2024
“Cook the onions for 10 minutes or until caramelised.”
— Laura Lexx (@lauralexx) April 2, 2024
This should be arrestable offence.
Write:
“Cook the onions for 10 minutes or if you want them caramelised it takes a week. Plan accordingly.”
Physics 1 – Anatomy 0pic.twitter.com/CxlLtBJtKb
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) April 2, 2024
Secondly, is something a cult show when it's on its 17th series and being broadcast on Channel 4? https://t.co/Dn1cnu3FTq
— Hare 🐇 (@HareComedy) April 3, 2024
This is incredible.
— Mike Simonsen 🐉 (@mikesimonsen) April 4, 2024
From @Jamie_Lane where AirBnBs are fully booked next week. pic.twitter.com/ITKZJaGfY8
Visualization of the seasons and the months of light and darkness at the North Pole
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) April 3, 2024
[📹 nss3221]pic.twitter.com/GdWigMfgxT
Wait until you see the graphics I'm using this year https://t.co/4sq7sEmWYV
— Ed (@Statistitching) April 3, 2024
caught cheating 😹 pic.twitter.com/Dbo6wCTBUG
— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) April 3, 2024
Conservatives want you to forget it, but they actually made Liz Truss Prime Minister. https://t.co/VDMWIlnw9w
— Count Binface (@CountBinface) April 4, 2024
What if there was a travel documentary where a celebrity went to meet all of the celebrities who are currently filming a travel documentary.
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) April 4, 2024
I’VE MADE A DOCUMENTARY FOR CHANNEL 4. pic.twitter.com/7lUvCNETHy
— Joe Tracini (@joetracini) April 4, 2024
My wife said "Jack Black has basically become the American Brian Blessed" and honestly, I have no counterargument pic.twitter.com/AnyPOhNYaq
— Dean Burnett (@Garwboy@ohai.social) (@garwboy) April 4, 2024
Should be required viewing for anyone claiming we must get rid of the ECHR.pic.twitter.com/nsbcP3Y7dq
— Edwin Hayward (@edwinhayward) April 4, 2024
How do you feel about sky writing?
— Specsavers (@Specsavers) April 5, 2024
The 12 most creative ads you'll ever see:
— Ben Cintas (@thechimpceo) April 4, 2024
1. KFC pic.twitter.com/Yn4r7Ehl2X
So…
— Nick Murphy (@nickmurftweets) April 5, 2024
– Illegal to use monarch in political advertising
– Aston Martin is Canadian owned
– Great to see the British football team line up
– Film & creative arts education is being slashed
I missed anything? pic.twitter.com/emUG3W3VNX
Here's how I would have done it. pic.twitter.com/gLS95QkChN
— Winifred Beecher Howe (@katemccabesays) April 5, 2024
BBC News asked BBC News for an interview but BBC News told BBC News that no-one was available. pic.twitter.com/pLFIJozNiS
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) April 6, 2024
they should never take this down https://t.co/xc26631JNL pic.twitter.com/9rMoNbMhCa
— holly (@hollhob) April 6, 2024
ineke.co.uk 
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